"I have never sold this dildo - but people cannot stop stealing it.
"There's one particular dildo called a Ur3 Blush that nobody ever buys," Audra says. You can also learn a lot about shoppers based on what they steal - certain items that are terrible sellers do great with shoplifters, presumably because they feel too weird bringing them up to the counter (the stolen items are no more expensive than the stuff people are willing to pay for). You may want to take one last trip to the petting zoo before "Rabbit" forever changes meaning for you. you know what, just Google it after you get home from work. If you don't know what a rabbit is, it's a type of vibrator that. "I sell soooo many Rabbits in the two weeks before and after Christmas," Audra says. That's right - Christmas sales of sex gadget are partially driven by the fact that a whole lot of us are jerking it around the Christmas tree. Obviously, some people are giving them as gifts (for the love of God, mark your packages correctly - you don't want grandma winding up with something you're going to have to awkwardly pass off as a "back massager") but Christmas is also break-up season. Valentine's Day is a veritable butt-sex free-for-all.Ĭhristmas, on the other hand, is all about vibrators, dildos, and Fleshlights. As Audra puts it, "We will always sell out of beginner butt plugs, anal lube, pegging kits, anything to do with butt stuff." For the uninitiated, "pegging," a term invented by sex columnist Dan Savage's readers, is when a man is anally sexed by a woman wearing a strap-on, and if it's something you've been waiting until after a romantic candlelit dinner and a few bottles of wine to ask for, you should know that you're not alone.
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